SallySmasher

Dallas(SallySmasher) is a childhood friend of Mason(UniqueGeese) and constantly harasses and messes with him. A few memorable instances of such are the"Kyurem Incident" and the "Cow and Sheep Incident." Ever since, Mason keeps an eye on him, threatening banishment from Pissville as a whole if he commits anymore crimes. After the Pissville election, he left Pissville and moved to Brazil, his original home.